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This one was captured in the DegoBAR system in a galaxy far far away!

Our beloved Sparky was actually Lucas' first choice for Obi Wan, but was too "happy" to portray the Jedi.

Lee was slated to play C3PO but his british accent sucked!

Robert was to play an ewok but he was two inches too tall!

Worms screentest was the best but his aim sucked, so Harrison Ford won the part!

Just as smooth and twice as pretty, aww yeah!

Ohh! So thats who is under the mask!!

Daniel was plenty hairy enough but lacked in the height department.

Joey was kicked off the film for kissing the wookie (but he still wears the bikini.)

"The buzz is strong with this one. "

"R2, quickly, give me a COORS LIGHT . "

"AAAAAAAAICHEWAAAAAAA...budlight . "

WORMSOLO!!!!!

STEVO CALRISSIAN, AWW YEAH!!!!!

DARTH DAVER

AAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
(fur wedgies suck!)

"I'd just as soon kiss a wookie!"

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